During an interview, a reporter asked the bank president for the secret of his success.

"Two words."

"And what are they?"

"Right decisions."

"How are the right decisions made?"

"One word."

"What is that?"

"Experience."

"How do you get experience?"

"Two words."

"What are they?"

"Wrong decisions."

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"Hey, peanut butter!" the mouse exclaimed, and then climbed on top of the lid and started dancing.

A second mouse saw him and asked,

"What are you doing?"

The first mouse, still shaking his tail, pointed to the lid.

"It says, 'Twist to open.'"

Thom Deluca

From Reader's digest "Laughter, the best medicine"

#BlUes ke AkU!!#